Give us the battery percentage back, you cowards.
The last few days have been a whirlwind of iPhone 14 rumors. No matter which way you slice it, at least iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max look set to do away with the infamous Face ID notch and replace it with at least one hole. Recent reports suggest as many as two of them. That’s cool and all, but what does it really gain?
Hopefully, at least a battery percentage.
When Apple announced that the notch was going to be smaller on iPhone 13 than it was on iPhone 12, I was hopeful that the pixels we were getting back would be put to good use. That didn’t happen and Apple gave us nothing new despite the extra space afforded by the smaller cutout. Now, with rumors strongly suggesting the notch will turn into a pair of holes, we’re here again.
I do like the idea of Apple killing the notch off and as much as I thought the hole-punch camera trend was silly, there’s something more aesthetically pleasing about a pill-shaped hole. I can even cope with the extra round hole that display analyst Ross Young seems to think we will get.
We now believe Apple will have a hole + pill design on the iPhone 14 Pro and Pro Max models. The smaller hole will not be invisible…The two hole concept will be unique to Apple, like the notch, not similar to all the pill models from Huawei…Let’s see those new renders pic.twitter.com/Udt8cTKzPZ
— Ross Young (@DSCCRoss) January 12, 2022
But none of this jiggery-pokery really matters if we don’t get a functional improvement. If Apple doesn’t use the extra space to change something about how iOS works, why bother at all? The notch is fine and it’s done the job admirably over the last few years, after all.
So, what could Apple do?
I’ve already banged on about the battery percentage, but that really does need to happen. It’s a feature a ton of people miss. But, the world’s Apple’s oyster here. Back in my jailbreaking days, I remember there were tweaks that would put iMessage icons in the status bar when there were messages to be read. Could Apple do something similar? It could, but I doubt that it will. After all, why new messages and not missed calls? Or tweets, for that matter?
Maybe Apple could let us decide. And no, I wasn’t drinking when I wrote that, and yes, I know how unlikely it is. But we can dream, can’t we? I still believe the best iPhone is one we have more control over even if nobody inside Apple Park would agree with me.
Really, I just want Apple to do something to show it can revamp iPhone in a meaningful way. I’d take an always-on display, too. And widgets on the lock screen, even if they’re little more than Apple Watch complications in disguise. Wouldn’t that be cool?
It sure would. And as great as a new pill-shaped camera hole will be, it means nothing if it doesn’t come hand in hand with a software change. Come on Apple, treat us won’t you?